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Hey kitty, whatcha doin' in my food bowl?
You got your paws where you don't belong
I see you munchin' on my Kit and Kaboodle
You hear me hissin', and you know it's on
Now I've got an eternal grudge
You stare at me with a regretful, wary pause
But it's too late: I've already unsheathed my claws
And once I'm done with you, you'll know I'm not the one
Eternal grudge has just begun!

Hey kitty, now you've got me on a mission
This house is mine, and there's nowhere to hide
In the bedroom, in the hallway, in the kitchen
I'm pouncin' on you from every side
'Cause I've got an eternal grudge
I'm gonna piss on every single toy you own
And ambush you whenever you think you're alone
I'm gonna make you wish the humans had rehomed you
Eternal grudge: I fuckin' own you!

Hey kitty, have you finally learned your lesson?
Our turf war has been three long years
I've mellowed out, but I love to keep you guessing
I want my hiss to be your deepest fear
The sound of my eternal grudge
You better keep your eyes fixed on your own bowl
Or else I'll travel back in time and lose control
'Cause I'm a tabby but I've got a lion's soul
Eternal grudge: don't ever forget your role!

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The Cocker Spaniels Charlotte, North Carolina

I'm a 41-year-old Black dad who likes Prince and Guided by Voices a lot, so I try to make music that splits the difference. I play and sing everything most of the time, but my friends Alan and Stephen help me out sometimes. Please check my stuff out and say hello! ... more

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