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I could sing a song about how you'll forever be
The love of my life
About how I couldn't have asked for a better woman
To be my wife
About how you're a perfect mother to our kids
And it would all be true, of course
But right now, all that's on my mind is looking at you
In nothing but a shirt and biker shorts

I love to watch you walk away
I trace the switch of your hips with my eyes
I want to sit you on my lap
And wrap myself in the warmth of your thighs
I love to be your big, big spoon
And feel your ass rub against me each night
I know that you don't own a bike
But I wish you could take me for a ride

I could sing a song about how you'll forever be
My very best friend
About how you're the only person on whom I feel
I truly depend
About how you make me feel star-struck like a celeb
And it would all be true, of course
But right now, I'm too busy watching you bending down
To pick up something in those biker shorts

I wish the kids would go to sleep
So you could take off those shorts for a while
And we could finally switch gears
And after that, I'll sing about your smile

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The Cocker Spaniels Charlotte, North Carolina

I'm a 41-year-old Black dad who likes Prince and Guided by Voices a lot, so I try to make music that splits the difference. I play and sing everything most of the time, but my friends Alan and Stephen help me out sometimes. Please check my stuff out and say hello! ... more

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